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Animal

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I'll come to your house and see a very big dog. Instead of you to tie up the dog and lock the cage, you'll be like "come in, the dog won't bite you".Oga, are you the dog? 😏 😏

Welcome to Funny Quote's Blog: School

Welcome to Funny Quote's Blog: School : Will you let him attend to you?

School

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Will you let him attend to you?

Religious

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Nigeria? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.....

Religious

"A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The funeral company told the man that it would cost 45000 to ship her home or $500 to bury her in Jerusalem. The husband said 'ship her home'. Shocked, the undertaker asked 'but sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money ?' The husband replied 'a long time ago, a man was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead ... I cant take the chance !'

Sport

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"They are jealous of Pogba salary". Mourinho reply pundit.

GQ

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Tinashe goes for the kill with Travis Scott on their latest GQ issue cover.

BBNAIJA

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Don Jazzy want's to sign Debbie Rise to Mavin records.

Politics

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I plan to travel by road to and from Abuja using different routes to see for myself current states of our roads.

Fashion

Best of fashion in store at: tiffydisndat.com

Life

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.htmld

Success

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To succed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/rebamcenti457608.html To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/rebamcenti457608.html

Age

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Drake is just 30, he's dating Jennifer Lopez who is 47 years and he has dated Serena Williams who is now 35. . Meek Mill is 29, he dated Nicki Minaj 35. Demi Moore married Ashton Kutcher...with a 15 year difference. . When Aaron Taylor started dating his producer, he was 18 while she was 42, they're now married. . Rihanna is 28, Chris Brown was a year younger. . Mariah Carey was 11 years older than her husband Nick Cannon. . Gerald Pique of Barcelona 29yrs, Sharkira his wife is 39yrs . *****Nigeria girls that are older than guyz with 1 month will be calling you a small boy and expecting you to call them Aunty. Hahaha... Shior thats is how sister janet. & aunty Bola,sister mary and mother Emmanuella clocked 42 without a husband o. 😂

Celebrity

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"U go carry cement for backyard come tweet "Just back from the Gym" ...God is Watching You"— Nkem Owoh

Politics Okorocha

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“I will never run against President Buhari but would continue to support him in the overall interest of the nation, especially when he has stabilized the nation”, he said. https://www.newsbreak.ng/2017/03/209674/

Celebrity

Only in Yoruba movies that someone will die with an Afro & his spirit will come back with low cut... GORDON

Religious quote

A pastor was caught stealing in the church by a member of the church. This was the conversation between them Pastor: Blessed are those who see and don't talk Member: For they shall receive their share. Amen